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Mad LAD #6393

HE KNOWS EVERY HIDDEN DOCK.

“GLOWS. DOESN'T BEHAVE.”

He is loyal to the crew, never to the client. He would do it all again.

LAST SEEN

Last seen on the Waterfront, where cargo goes missing on schedule. He still runs cargo out of the Sealevel Docks, mostly legally, mostly on weekdays.

EVIDENCE

PROPERTY RECORDREF · ANCHOR HOMBURG
ITEMANCHOR HOMBURG
HELD BYFOG ANCHOR
STATUSOWNED
OWNERFOG ANCHOR

RECOVERED FRAGMENT

He washed up in Sealevel holding a wet ticket and a dry grin, and decided to stay wherever the paperwork was weakest. He has not needed a lamp since childhood, which the Lantern Bureau finds professionally insulting.

RECOVERED · PARTIAL

The page was torn. What remains: he once spent a whole evening in asking every regular in one bar whether they recognised the anchor homburg. Nobody did. He went home looking relieved.

HE WOULD SELL ANYTHING HE OWNS.

THE ANCHOR HOMBURG IS NOT ON THE LIST.

UNRESOLVED

It isn't finished. He has made very sure of that.

THIS PAGE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE.

RESTRICTED MATERIAL · SEALED BY THE LABFILE 06393 · RM-01

WHAT THE HOMBURG IS BEING RETURNED FOR.

STATUSOWNED

PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE

LAST PAGE · FILED UNDER ANOTHER NAME: empty.

END OF FILE

ARCHIVE RECORD CLOSED

FILE 06393 · OPENED BY THE COMMUNITY · 8 OCT 2026

Fiction from the Lab's archive, written from these traits. Not Mad Lads canon. Not on-chain history.