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← THE ARCHIVE

4 VOICES ON RECORD

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUIET NIGHT.

KNOWN AS · Wild Mayhem

“FERAL WATTAGE.”

He bets on everything, from the weather to chess, and pays up before the result is in. The Narrows has a theory. The Narrows is wrong.

Mad LAD #5460
THE ONE THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT

THE ACCOUNTS

The Lab took statements about Wild Mayhem in the Narrows. They do not agree on much.

ENTRY

HE HAS BET ON EVERY GAME OF CHESS IN THE NARROWS.

ALSO TRUE

HE HAS NEVER WAITED FOR THE RESULT.

“He shouted 'watch this'.”

“We did. We still don't know what we saw.”

— ACCOUNT #01 · a witness

ACCOUNT #02 · a tram conductor on the last line

“Ask anyone: a sixth sense for exactly the wrong moment. That's Wild Mayhem. That's all anyone will swear to.”

EVIDENCE

STATEMENTS · TAKEN SEPARATELY

TAKEN SEPARATELY · FILED TOGETHER

STATEMENT 01
HE ONCE BET A STRANGER IN THE NARROWS ON A GAME OF CHESS HE WAS NOT EVEN PLAYING, AND HANDED OVER THE MONEY BEFORE THE FIRST MOVE. ALLEGEDLY.
STATEMENT 02
HE ONCE BET A STRANGER IN THE NARROWS ON A GAME OF CHESS HE WAS NOT EVEN PLAYING, AND HANDED OVER THE MONEY BEFORE THE FIRST MOVE.
STATEMENT 03
HE ONCE BET A STRANGER IN THE NARROWS ON A GAME OF CHESS HE WAS NOT EVEN PLAYING, AND HANDED OVER THE MONEY BEFORE THE FIRST MOVE.
WITNESSES ON FILE
2

ACCOUNT #03 · a street sweeper who sees everything

“All three of them saw that much. I saw what came next.” The stranger asked what he had bet on. He said it did not matter and sat down to watch.

THE LAB'S VERSION

He has been thrown out of every faction in Sealevel at least once, including two that don't exist. He always looks surprised, even when he planned the whole thing. He says he has calmed down. A small fire somewhere in the Narrows disagrees.

ONE WITNESS CHANGED THEIR STORY.

RESTRICTED MATERIAL · SEALED BY THE LABFILE 05460 · RM-01

WHY HE PAYS BEFORE THE RESULT.

WITNESSES ON FILE2

PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE

“He was laughing.”

“He was not laughing. Write that down.”

— A TRAM CONDUCTOR ON THE LAST LINE · THE NIGHT CLERK AT THE LANTERN BUREAU

END OF FILE

ARCHIVE RECORD CLOSED

FILE 05460 · OPENED BY THE COMMUNITY · 10 OCT 2026

Fiction from the Lab's archive, written from these traits. Not Mad Lads canon. Not on-chain history.