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← THE ARCHIVE

4 VOICES ON RECORD

BADGE FUSE IS NOT IN THE SMOKE. PROBABLY.

KNOWN AS · Badge Fuse

“GLOWS. DOESN'T BEHAVE.”

Everyone in the Smoke has a story about Badge Fuse. Most of them are even true.

Mad LAD #4695
THE ONE THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT

THE ACCOUNTS

The Lab took statements about Badge Fuse in the Smoke. They do not agree on much.

“We have a whole drawer for him.”

“Nobody's ever been hurt. That's the weird part.”

— ACCOUNT #01 · a fire warden in the Smoke

ACCOUNT #02 · a nurse at the Undercroft infirmary

“Ask anyone: being blamed for things he did and, more often, things he didn't. That's Badge Fuse. Anything more, you'd have to ask him.”

EVIDENCE

STATEMENTS · TAKEN SEPARATELY

TAKEN SEPARATELY · FILED TOGETHER

STATEMENT 01
HE ARRIVED IN THE SMOKE WITH THE KEY ALREADY ON ITS STRING.
STATEMENT 02
HE ARRIVED IN THE SMOKE WITH THE KEY ALREADY ON ITS STRING. ALLEGEDLY.
STATEMENT 03
HE ARRIVED IN THE SMOKE WITH THE KEY ALREADY ON ITS STRING.
WITNESSES ON FILE
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ACCOUNT #03 · a dock worker

“The statements have the beginning right. Nobody wrote down the rest.” On the first evening he tried it in every door on one street, politely, one after the other, until someone called the night watch.

THE LAB'S VERSION

He has been thrown out of every faction in Sealevel at least once, including two that don't exist. He glows faintly in the dark, which has ruined every attempt at a quiet exit. He is currently banned from three districts and wanted in a fourth for questions that are mostly admiring.

HE WOULD NOT TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING.

HE CARRIES A KEY TO NOTHING.

ONE WITNESS CHANGED THEIR STORY.

RESTRICTED MATERIAL · SEALED BY THE LABFILE 04695 · RM-01

THE LAB TRIED THE KEY.

WITNESSES ON FILE2

PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE

“I saw him on the corner.”

“He was nowhere near the corner. He never is.”

— A FLOWER SELLER OUTSIDE THE STATION · A BARMAN IN THE SMOKE

END OF FILE

ARCHIVE RECORD CLOSED

FILE 04695 · OPENED BY THE COMMUNITY · 10 OCT 2026

Fiction from the Lab's archive, written from these traits. Not Mad Lads canon. Not on-chain history.