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FILE REGISTRATION ERROR · 04625 · NO RECORD OF ISSUE

Mad LAD #4625

HE WAS ONLY PASSING THROUGH.

“GLOWS. DOESN'T BEHAVE.”

There is a file on him at the Lab. Most of it is about sleeping under every bridge in Sealevel at least once, on principle. The rest is redacted.

LAST SEEN

Last seen in the Atelier Quarter, where the paint never dries and neither do the arguments. He sends postcards from places that don't exist. They always arrive.

EVIDENCE

PROPERTY RECORDREF · BERET
ITEMBERET
HELD BYFAR COMPASS
STATUSOWNED
OWNERFAR COMPASS

RECOVERED FRAGMENT

He walked into Sealevel from the Outer Ring one morning with no luggage and no explanation, and nobody has ever got one since. He has not needed a lamp since childhood, which the Lantern Bureau finds professionally insulting.

RECOVERED · PARTIAL

Most of this page did not survive. What did: on his first night in , he stood in front of the mirror at the tram station in the beret, looked for a long time, and said out loud that it suited someone else better.

HE HAS BEEN OFFERED A FORTUNE FOR THE BERET.

HE SAYS IT CANNOT BE SOLD.

THE LAB IS WATCHING

The Lab has never closed his file. It suspects he would notice.

THIS PAGE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE.

RESTRICTED MATERIAL · SEALED BY THE LABFILE 04625 · RM-01

WHO PAID FOR THE BERET.

STATUSOWNED

PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE

FINAL PAGE · NOT RECOVERED: empty.

END OF FILE

ARCHIVE RECORD CLOSED

FILE 04625 · OPENED BY THE COMMUNITY · 29 OCT 2026

Fiction from the Lab's archive, written from these traits. Not Mad Lads canon. Not on-chain history.