1 VOICES ON RECORD
THE PUNCHLINE IS STILL COMING.
KNOWN AS · Rooftop Bubble
“GLOWS. DOESN'T BEHAVE.”
He always leaves before anyone in the Narrows can thank him. Nobody in the Narrows has asked twice.

AS TOLD IN THE BAR · a nurse at the Undercroft infirmary
“Everybody in here has a story about Rooftop Bubble. Mine's the true one. He pulled his first prank on the Lantern Bureau at age six, and they still haven't found the goose. He treats small talk as a hostile act.”
THE GOOD PART
“Here's the bit nobody believes. The first person he helped in the Narrows chased him two streets to say thank you. He ducked into a laundry, waited among the steam, and left by the back.”
EVIDENCE
THANK-YOU NOTES
- ADDRESSED TO
- ROOFTOP BUBBLE
- NOTES WRITTEN
- 307
- DELIVERED
- 0
- FORWARDING ADDRESS
- NONE GIVEN
“HE HAS HELPED HALF OF THE NARROWS. NOT ONE OF THEM HAS MANAGED TO THANK HIM.”
LAST ORDERS
“He has gone quiet lately, which the Lantern Bureau considers deeply alarming. That's the story. Somebody in here will swear it's wrong.”
THE BAR GOES QUIET FOR THIS PART.
WHY HE CANNOT BE THANKED.
DELIVERED0
PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE
THE FILE ENDS BEHIND THE SEAL.
END OF FILE