
MAD LASSIE #3292
LASSIE
Cold blue stare, warm bad intentions. The light never learned to behave. Working exactly as feared.
Mad DNA — on-chain traits
9 REAL TRAITSWHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
PERSONALITY TRACE
LIGHT
RUNS BRIGHT.
Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.
DAYS TOGETHER
His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.
LASSIE
90 XP TO LEVEL 4
MILDLY UNWELL
YOUR CHAPTER
A one-Lassie army, apparently.
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10 AUG 2026ENTERED THIS WALLET.
79 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.
CURRENT OWNER · ASF3…tnMt
79 days later. Still here. Still solo. Still a problem.
- ENTERED THIS WALLET10 AUG 2026
- TODAY79 DAYS LATER
We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.
CERTIFIED MAD.
We uncovered the full file. Now show it.
Can one of yours beat this one?
KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.
MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?