
MAD LASSIE #7034
ANCIENTLASSIE
Dressed with unmistakable intent. Malfunctioning exactly as designed.
Mad DNA — on-chain traits
10 REAL TRAITSWHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH
BOOTS UP WITH OPINIONS.
TOO FRIENDLY TO TRUST.
EASILY DISTRACTED BY LIGHT.
PERSONALITY TRACE
ANDROID × SMILE
BOOTS UP WITH OPINIONS. FAR TOO FRIENDLY ABOUT IT.
FIREFLY
EASILY DISTRACTED BY LIGHT.
Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.
DAYS TOGETHER
His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.
ANCIENT LASSIE
440 XP TO LEVEL 14
CLINICALLY UNHINGED
STATUS · EARNED
REAL OG LASSIE
Acquired 22 APR 2023
Here since the launch chaos.
YOUR CHAPTER
51 lads live in this wallet.
This is no longer an accident.
ANCIENT LASSIE.
Sanity module: offline. Hold routine: nominal. SEND IT ANYWAY.
22 APR 2023ENTERED THIS WALLET.
1,286 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.
CURRENT OWNER · 9grr…AB8A
1,286 days later. One of many. The chaos scales.
- ENTERED THIS WALLET22 APR 2023
- TODAY1,286 DAYS LATER
We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.
CERTIFIED MAD.
We uncovered the full file. Now show it.
Can one of yours beat this one?
KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.
MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?