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FILE 09583
MAD LASSIE #9583

MAD LASSIE #9583

LASSIE

326DAYS HELD

The mouth is a whole personality. Nobody's stopping it.

LEVEL 544% MADNESS
MAD DNA

Mad DNA — on-chain traits

10 REAL TRAITS
LIGHT
TYPE
SERIOUS
EXPRESSION
PIG TAILS
HAIR
GREEN
EYES
ARCHEOLOGIST
CLOTHING
ORANGE
BACKGROUND
PINK
MOUTH
FEMALE
GENDER
AVENGER
HAND
WHITE
GLOVE

WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH

LIGHTTYPE

BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.

SERIOUSEXPRESSION

TAKES IT FAR TOO SERIOUSLY.

PERSONALITY TRACE

LIGHT × SERIOUS

RUNS BRIGHT. AND TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY.

Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.

02YOUR HOLD
326

DAYS TOGETHER

His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.

YOU8 DEC 2025
TODAYNOW
326
WITH YOU
03MAD IDENTITY

LASSIE

LEVEL 5540 XP

210 XP TO LEVEL 6

44

CERTIFIABLY MAD

ACHIEVEMENTS1/8 UNLOCKED
THE MAD STORY

YOUR CHAPTER

TWO lads live in this wallet.

That's not a collection. That's a situation.

Still glowing. Still refusing to act normal. FOCK IT. ROOM TO GROW.

DEEP BIOGRAPHYCURRENT CHAPTER

8 DEC 2025ENTERED THIS WALLET.

326 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.

CURRENT OWNER · CieF…wSyX

326 days later. One of several. Regrets nothing.

1+
KNOWN PREVIOUS OWNERS
  • ENTERED THIS WALLET8 DEC 2025
  • TODAY326 DAYS LATER

We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.

MAD LORE · FILE 09583

FROM THE ARCHIVE · STATUS: SEALED

STILL SEALED.

The Archive hasn't found this one yet. Mad Lads holders break one seal every 24 hours, at random — this one could be next.

ENTER THE ARCHIVE →
08CERTIFIED MAD

CERTIFIED MAD.

We uncovered the full file. Now show it.

Can one of yours beat this one?

LIKE THE LAB?

KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.

MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?

TOKEN DETAILS
MINT ADDRESS
ByDf4f…RmVJFb
CREATOR ROYALTY4.2%
COLLECTIONMAD LADS · VERIFIED ✓
TOKEN TYPEREGULAR NFT