MAD LASSIE #9340
ANCIENTLASSIE
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Mad DNA — on-chain traits
8 REAL TRAITSWHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
SUSPICIOUSLY PLEASED ABOUT THIS.
PERSONALITY TRACE
LIGHT × JOY
RUNS BRIGHT. THE OPTIMISM IS BECOMING A SAFETY CONCERN.
Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.
DAYS TOGETHER
His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.
ANCIENT LASSIE
440 XP TO LEVEL 12
CLINICALLY UNHINGED
STATUS · EARNED
REAL OG LASSIE
Acquired 25 MAY 2023
Here since the launch chaos.
YOUR CHAPTER
16 lads live in this wallet.
At this point it's a lifestyle.
ANCIENT LASSIE.
Still glowing. Still refusing to act normal.
25 MAY 2023ENTERED THIS WALLET.
1,253 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.
CURRENT OWNER · CTxb…2Wkr
1,253 days later. Just another inmate of the mad house.
- ENTERED THIS WALLET25 MAY 2023
- TODAY1,253 DAYS LATER
We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.
CERTIFIED MAD.
We uncovered the full file. Now show it.
Can one of yours beat this one?
KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.
MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?