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FILE 07087
MAD LASSIE #7087

MAD LASSIE #7087

LASSIE

344DAYS HELD

Eyes shut. Still clocks every exit. Brightness at maximum, restraint at zero. FOCK IT. STILL HOLDING.

LEVEL 536% MADNESS
MAD DNA

Mad DNA — on-chain traits

8 REAL TRAITS
LIGHT
TYPE
JOY
EXPRESSION
BOB RED
HAIR
CLOSED
EYES
GRAPHIC TEE
CLOTHING
ORANGE
BACKGROUND
RED
MOUTH
FEMALE
GENDER

WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH

LIGHTTYPE

BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.

JOYEXPRESSION

SUSPICIOUSLY PLEASED ABOUT THIS.

PERSONALITY TRACE

LIGHT × JOY

RUNS BRIGHT. THE OPTIMISM IS BECOMING A SAFETY CONCERN.

Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.

02YOUR HOLD
344

DAYS TOGETHER

His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.

YOU20 NOV 2025
TODAYNOW
344
WITH YOU
03MAD IDENTITY

LASSIE

LEVEL 5540 XP

210 XP TO LEVEL 6

36

GETTING MAD

ACHIEVEMENTS1/8 UNLOCKED
THE MAD STORY

YOUR CHAPTER

Just the one. No backup. No regrets.

Runs hot. Runs feral. Runs on-chain.

DEEP BIOGRAPHYCURRENT CHAPTER

20 NOV 2025ENTERED THIS WALLET.

344 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.

CURRENT OWNER · 3VG5…fPdX

344 days later. Still here. Still solo. Still a problem.

1+
KNOWN PREVIOUS OWNERS
  • ENTERED THIS WALLET20 NOV 2025
  • TODAY344 DAYS LATER

We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.

MAD LORE · FILE 07087

FROM THE ARCHIVE · STATUS: SEALED

STILL SEALED.

The Archive hasn't found this one yet. Mad Lads holders break one seal every 24 hours, at random — this one could be next.

ENTER THE ARCHIVE →
08CERTIFIED MAD

CERTIFIED MAD.

We uncovered the full file. Now show it.

Can one of yours beat this one?

LIKE THE LAB?

KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.

MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?

TOKEN DETAILS
MINT ADDRESS
4zZhmy…MeESwM
CREATOR ROYALTY4.2%
COLLECTIONMAD LADS · VERIFIED ✓
TOKEN TYPEREGULAR NFT