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FILE 09495
MAD LASSIE #9495

MAD LASSIE #9495

LASSIE

91DAYS HELD

Bright enough to worry the neighbours. The mouth is a whole personality.

LEVEL 319% MADNESS
MAD DNA

Mad DNA — on-chain traits

11 REAL TRAITS
LIGHT
TYPE
SMILE
EXPRESSION
SHORT RED
HAIR
GREEN
EYES
STARLET DRESS
CLOTHING
PURPLE
BACKGROUND
PINK
MOUTH
FEMALE
GENDER
CLOCHE
HAT
ROMEO
HAND
WHITE
GLOVE

WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH

LIGHTTYPE

BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.

SMILEEXPRESSION

TOO FRIENDLY TO TRUST.

PERSONALITY TRACE

LIGHT × SMILE

RUNS BRIGHT. FAR TOO FRIENDLY ABOUT IT.

Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.

02YOUR HOLD
91

DAYS TOGETHER

His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.

YOU30 JUL 2026
TODAYNOW
91
WITH YOU
03MAD IDENTITY

LASSIE

LEVEL 3220 XP

50 XP TO LEVEL 4

19

MILDLY UNWELL

ACHIEVEMENTS1/8 UNLOCKED
THE MAD STORY

YOUR CHAPTER

Solo. Feral. Committed.

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DEEP BIOGRAPHYCURRENT CHAPTER

30 JUL 2026ENTERED THIS WALLET.

91 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.

CURRENT OWNER · 9Zu4…Kuzz

91 days later. Still here. Still solo. Still a problem.

1+
KNOWN PREVIOUS OWNERS
  • ENTERED THIS WALLET30 JUL 2026
  • TODAY91 DAYS LATER

We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.

MAD LORE · FILE 09495

FROM THE ARCHIVE · STATUS: SEALED

STILL SEALED.

The Archive hasn't found this one yet. Mad Lads holders break one seal every 24 hours, at random — this one could be next.

ENTER THE ARCHIVE →
08CERTIFIED MAD

CERTIFIED MAD.

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TOKEN DETAILS
MINT ADDRESS
3BuD1Q…Q7rjTH
CREATOR ROYALTY4.2%
COLLECTIONMAD LADS · VERIFIED ✓
TOKEN TYPEREGULAR NFT